Me as a Yugioh Antagonist: YOU’LL NEVER DEFEAT ME OR MY DECK OF SCALIES! MY KOBOLDS WET DREAM DECK IS UNSTOPPABLE!!!
Seto Kaiba: Holy shit PLEASE call it something else
Me as a Yugioh Antagonist: Ah yes! I can tell what card is coming next! This potent musk! I hope you’re ready to taste Alien Shocktrooper! The mighty muscular scalie taur!
Sub-Zero: These frail mortals don’t stand a chance against me. I
love winning tournaments, and I also love having my head and spine
connected to the rest of my body.
I know literally every movie/short/whatever I say “The writers are 100% aware of the clop part of their fandom” but I think “Hashtag… BANGS.” has to be the most tongue-in-cheek shout-out to the cloppers ever.
w-why are you calling it clopping when they are humans?!
Tales of Equestria is a tabletop game based in the My Little Pony universe that focuses on MAGICALLY TRANSFORMING INTO A FUCKING KAIJU AND DEFEATING STORM MINION ISIS
thinking cleverly and using the power of friendship to overcome dangers.
Our team got temporarily transformed into giant monsters and we made our tokens for what our characters looked like. Rib the Parrot was lucky enough to be transformed into a giant eagle monster
Dragonborn Druid (me), who is trying to help bluff her party’s way into an underground Kobold empire: "Pay my escorts no mind. They do their jobs, but I do not pay them to think…“ she retorts in Draconic to the guards.
Half-Elf Ranger, pretending to be an escort: <Dabs>
Can I just say @kyleehenke is one of those artists I’ve seen grow since the Sheezyart days and I’m so happy at where she is right now like just look at her
