I appreciate the tumblr famous user who reblogged my 22 Jump Street Zootopia parody. I appreciate everyone liking it and reblogging it too. Wow I woke up to likes and reblogs covering my wall I love you silly people.

archiecomics:

No.

Imagine how much more effort it took him to cut off the crust like that perfectly contrasted too him just cutting a slice.

Why is this fuck eating an entire pizza by himself anyway?

10% of my deaths in Dark Souls = Actually trying to beat the game and dying through trial and error.

90% of my deaths in Dark Souls = Trying to take a selfie with enemies.

Kink souls

abgallery:

She looks content

isittimetoknit:

bookstorepropaganda:

ahu-gozlumm:

:)

I’m only slightly crying.

I love how sweet this is.

ida-b-wells-b-whippin-yo-ass:

millerflintstone:

the-movemnt:

Watch: The trailer for ‘Hidden Figures’ is here — and it looks incredible.

follow @the-movemnt

https://youtu.be/RK8xHq6dfAo

I cannot fucking wait for this movie. 

wait

no

fuck off

Is that Janelle Monae in an acting role?

I mean she’s acted before in her music videos but a full length movie?

Fuck I can’t help BUT be excited for this now.

WAIT

AND TARAJI IS PLAYING A GENIUS ROLE

SIGN ME THE FUCK UP

entoxia:

How can you be mad at such a cute ass?

“Make me some eggs. I sucked your dick”

maniacal-artifice-module:

bookofpoems:

If you don’t remember the transitions from Pokémon: The First Movie’s “Pikachu’s Vacation” short, you need to watch them. They’re fucking mesmerizing.

Imagine knowing nothing of Pokémon and bringing your eight- and six-year-old sons and you saw this shit during your first experience with Pokémon, unintroduced to any human characters with the PokéDex Dexter narrating.

This is what you see when you die playing pokemon go.

>Talk

that’s gay