Trying to sit in video games
the camera work and music is phenomenal tho?????
i legitimately thought this was cgi at first
This is so elegant
This guy got professional camera equipment just to make this joke and you know what I commend effort like this. If you’re gonna do this joke it’s glad there are people who want to do it as accurately as possible.
Why is this seal so awkward though?
Probably hates being catcalled.
He clearly got pranked by his friends and is currently waking up miles away from home
Why do you poison my eardrums?

SIMON I TRIED

I want to make something clear. I’m not posting these for attention. I’m not making these up for hits or anything. When I post about my sleep journeys I’m genuinely confused and I like documenting it somewhere and also you people seem to enjoy my rambles. About 2 years ago I didn’t dream at all. But all of a sudden my dreams are not only occurring more but they are become more structured stories. There’s some randomness but basically things go from point A to B to C
That being said, there was a bunch of stuff that happened but the latest I remember was playing Dark Souls 3 with my brother. Which is already strange because my brother hates the DAS series. He got as far as Capra Demon and gave up. We must have been playing DLC because I didn’t recognize any of the bosses. But everytime I died we got sent to some other unknown location. Eventually we were sent to a hall where ALL of the Dark Souls bosses appeared as Phantoms and I realized that this was probably the end of the game. Some of my brothers friends came to watch and said it reminded them of DND. Which his Girlfriend suggested that we go play since they were having a session up the street. We left and for some reason we were in Chicago. I went with my brothers friend whose name I could not remember but he was italian but looked american indian and I nicknamed him Papa John. We stopped at a corner store to get something to drink when I noticed a bunch of old people leaving the store with the same Garble face on their shirt. I asked to get a picture and learned that they were some kind of granny Garble fanclub. Some other lady took a picture and tried to convince me not to take one also as if she now owned the right to being the only one to take a picture
we got into an argument and that was it









