I had a dream that there was this new game being sold on the corner of my neighborhood and apparently it was so good that everyone in my family wanted to play it. So we went and waited for the guy to appear. Eventually two little girls appeared and something told me to talk to one. When I did a bunch of characters appeared and I realized that somehow I was already in the game. It seemed simple enough. Choose a party, give it classes and names. I picked this reptilian looking family that looked like deathclaws mixed with argonians. We went to the bar to get some quests and this 9 foot tall guy pushes the wife. She gets pissed and proceeds to knock his shit in. The husband joins in the fight and it becomes a bar brawl. The giant kills the wife and starts pounding on the husband when a woman approaches me and tells me that I fucked up because I should have known that these races don’t get along and I should have been faster in accepting a quest or I should have just searched elsewhere.
The game restarted and the lady told me to try again with a different argoniandeathclaw chick. This time I had to convince her to join me since I wasn’t at the beginning of the game anymore. So I chatted her up and bought her a drink and we talked for a second before she got extremely disturbed. I looked into a mirror to notice my jaw had been melting off and fizzing. I didn’t realize the pain I was in because it was just a game but my character died. The lady I met had poisoned the drink i ordered. The game restarted and I was in the company of slavers. They asked me some questions and apparently didn’t like my answers because one of them shot me in the head.
After that I started to get frustrated with the game and I didn’t know how to log off so I just kept playing. Eventually I got so good at the game I realized what I should have did in those previous situations. It’s a dark game fantasy vr game. Always research race relations, always check for poison and traps and never negotiate with criminals. It was so fucking scary but at the same time it was amazing.
This is who I thought Guzma would be. A big boss shit talker who isn’t afraid to get physical. Like I legit feel like he would fist fight a kid or even better. Fist fight a pokemon.
It’s gotten to the point where people are trying to find reasons that other people haven’t already said. IHE just ended up bitching about how they’re DC villains that he doesn’t personally know.
Dude. I know what I just said about not listening to people but I did listen to a whole IHE thing a while back.
His main points were:
Captain Boomerang, A character that wasn’t even in the screen most of the time. Him being such a ridiculous underpowered character in the roster was the joke.
The climber who got killed off who was killed to prove Waller was serious about killing them.
Kitana who he claims he didn’t care about thus missing the contrast of a loyal bound character vs a bunch of criminals who were forced into it.The only character in the group willing to die for what was right from the beginning to the end.
SuperMan or Batman not stepping in and I’m just like..dude.. The Suicide Squad was NOT meant to take on the evil. Everytime I hear people say “WHY WOULD THEY USE VILLAINS TO SAVE THE WORLD WHEN BATMAN AND SUPERMAN EXIST” I get an ulcer. They were not made to take on the evil. They were made to save Amanda Waller. When the situation got out of hand the commanding officer decided to use them instead of contacting a superhero. An order which the villains themselves declined knowing how underqualified they were to take her on.
Harley Quinns story not being fleshed out. The movie was not about her back story. He missed the point completely. It was about how dependent on The Joker she was. When he “died” that was a complete game changer for her.
He also mentions “Will Smith” playing “Will Smith” which..granted…but I even so he was still a protagonist I’d like to see more of. Hell in fact he’s a Villain I would love to see in the future. He’s sure as hell scarier than the new Lex Luthor.
Like the dude makes some good points about bad movies but he seems to try really hard to make up points about good or even decent movies.
