PHOTO
Mother: You know I could really go for some nachoes.
Me: Mom I’ve worked in a stadium before, I am not going to let you pay 10 dollars for a handful of chips and some sauce.
Mother: Don’t you want a Lions T-shirt?
Me: No. I don’t. Mom they’re currently 3 to 25 in the third quarter. You don’t have to buy things to support your home team if they don’t play well
Mother: I got us shirts.
Me: STOP BEING A CONSUMER
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VIDEO
the pizza guy’s confusion makes this video so brilliant
when musical theatre kids hang out bad shit happens
Did…did they pay?
















