babyanimalgifs:

This made my day

catwithbenefits:

I have the potential to do something great but everyday I waste it

same

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swolizard:
“ thighetician:
“Also, Jedi fight dickheads all the time, it’s a core part of the job. Fuck this kid been watching
” ”

swolizard:

thighetician:

Also, Jedi fight dickheads all the time, it’s a core part of the job. Fuck this kid been watching

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Mother: You know I could really go for some nachoes.
Me: Mom I’ve worked in a stadium before, I am not going to let you pay 10 dollars for a handful of chips and some sauce.

Mother: Don’t you want a Lions T-shirt?
Me: No. I don’t. Mom they’re currently 3 to 25 in the third quarter. You don’t have to buy things to support your home team if they don’t play well
Mother: I got us shirts.

Me:  STOP BEING A CONSUMER

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SO THIS IS WHAT IT FEELS LIKE

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GO MY KOOPALINGS GO

gotoimpulse:

itscasnotcass:

unendinglyrandom:

pandacows:

the pizza guy’s confusion makes this video so brilliant

when musical theatre kids hang out bad shit happens

Did…did they pay?

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