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Posted 2 years ago

no

NO

YOU CAN’T JUST END A MOVIE LIKE THIS WHERE FAMOUS WRESTLER GOLDBERG IS REVEALED TO BE THE TASMANIAN SHE DEVIL AFTER ALL THIS TIME


WHAT IS THIS MOVIE

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queencoldart:
“This one’s for you, @klondork
”
GOD DAMN IT
I JUST WANT TO HUG HIM

queencoldart:

This one’s for you, @klondork

GOD DAMN IT

I JUST WANT TO HUG HIM

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I’m fucking freaking out
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I just had a dream about an old show that I cannot remember the name of. I know it existed but I can’t remember the name of it. The dream was about me (at first) and it was in the form of one of these shows.

It was this old interactive kids show (I think it was a kids show) where you had to solve a mystery and answer the questions on the screen. If you got it wrong, the vhs would tell you to go to a certain part of the movie to see what ending you got. Getting too many questions wrong would result in a bad ending.

But basically what happened in my dream was I was on campus coming back from class where this huge campus wide frat party was going on. Everyone was getting drunk, having sex, etc and I was drunk too though I don’t remember taking anything but I just wanted to go to bed. I tried to sleep past the noise but I couldn’t so i left my room and went downstairs to the lobby where I found a gun with shells and a note saying “THIS IS PART OF THE MYSTERY” I called for help saying there was a gun and some keys next to it. The staff and police came to confiscate it after learning someone had died during that party last night. I pointed out that it was weird that whoever used the murder weapon used these keys to get around since the only kids students got were keycards. The murderer was among the staff. The keys were for the elevator and I somehow concluded that the murderer must have come up from the gym area to murder someone during the party.

After that me and my cousin went to look for more clues and our roles slowly changed. I became this old 1800s style woman (Who’s name was probably Mary or Dorothy or some shit) and he was my dabber assistant who was basically Leonardo Dicaprio. I had to answer some hypothethical questions like “Who would most likely have motive to kill and why” and I had three of them. I passed one and failed the last one. We found our next clue that told us that we had to visit locations to find the next clues. One was a chapel, the other two we didn’t find in time but my cousin still concluded that the murderer would strike the theatre next. We raced to the theatre down these giant stairs and we were flying to get to the scene. He was faster than me and a crowd watching was booing me pelting me with garbage for losing the race. He then told everyone to duck as he found out there was a bomb that was going off on the stage and no one was injured. The murderer was apprehended but I had a feeling that I was missing the bigger picture because of the questions I missed.


I’m freaking out because I KNOW there was a show like this. The setting, how the answers came up, it’s something I saw before.

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plagueofgripes:
“Day 18 of spooktober. I’ve been playing XCom again. Just in time for a romantic hayride.
”

plagueofgripes:

Day 18 of spooktober. I’ve been playing XCom again. Just in time for a romantic hayride.

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  • Me: I really don't have the energy to work on this project right now.
  • Me: I know. I'll tell my boss I have to make a run right quick then I can rest for two hours and be refreshed.
  • Me: *Falls asleep at desk for 2 hours*
  • Me: GOD DAMN IT THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT.

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    spaced-queen:

    kenihana:

    weloveshortvideos:

    epic

    The only white foolishness I condone

    I love how he respected the force and threw himself back a reasonable force distance

    Why was no one chanting FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

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