Finishing up a round of commissions bought by @smilesjohnson, here is a sketch portrait of Jodi for @klondork !
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MILES OH MY GOD
Context: Two members of our party include my character, a lawful good human “wizard” that is, unbeknownst to him and the party, a draconic bloodline sorcerer, and a chaotic neutral lizardfolk cleric. My character was leaning out of a window and spent a turn trying to stop a thief with his magic. Then it was the lizardfolk player’s turn.
Lizardfolk: (OOC): I wanna cast Sacred Flame on the thief.
DM: Well, [Human] is still leaning out of the window.
Lizardfolk (OOC): I push him out of the way!
DM: Uh, ok, roll a strength check.
Lizardfolk (OOC): 19 total!
DM: Ok, you shove him into a dresser, breaking it. Papers fly everywhere.
Human: Why would you do that?! Now we have to clean this up, too!
Lizardfolk (Because this character’s kind of racist): Well, if you had scales, maybe you wouldn’t get hurt.
Human (OOC): (Dying of ironic laughter)
Human (Completely honest): If only I did…















