imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever had sex with
imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever thought about having sex with
oh god NO
oh god YES
Imagine your cousin sitting there wondering what he has in common with these people
what
what
what
Honestly I wish I could tag@fashy-katiin this

Last night I dreamt that I was unemployed and my mother forced me to sign up to work at my old middle school and my uncle was also there but he took his job seriously and I was just acting so cynical to little kids telling them stuff like school is pointless and shit like that just to get my mother annoyed since she’s an actual teacher.
It was really funny. There was also a cute robot who was perfectly sentient and showed me all of the old cringey videos of when I went to school there
Also before that I went back in time and found out Xzhibit was one of my classmates and I didn’t even realize it
Winston I didn’t know you were also a magician! Watch him make this Reinhardt Disappear!
I refuse to believe that snout looks so crooked

Years of fighting would do that to you











