I’m a lawyer, I’m a winner not a loser! Another big shot caller! Never take a cheap shot! It’s always showtime! It’s always go time! It’s LEGAL HIGH! NATURAL HIGH! I have history of the victory! I’m a genius not a dummy! Blow your mind! Shake your hip! Cradle to the grave! Have an objection? Don’t give it up! Coast to Coast! You gotta win! Turn your cards in! I’m feeling good yo! Show me some money! SHOW ME BABY! OWWW!
I don’t know how youtube directed me towards this song but I love it.
THE ONE THING I DIDN’T WANT TO HAPPEN HAPPENED
It also doesn’t really work when your preacher of choice is the character who casually dropped the info that dragon parents kick out their kids at one of their most vulnerable moments for no concrete reason and this is never brought up again.
The worst part is that it would have made way more sense if they didn’t do this, but that’s what you get when you don’t consider the implications of what you are writing about an entire species for longer than two minutes because you simply don’t care.
I NEED TO KNOW WHO THE FUCK IT WAS THAT THOUGHT TO MAKE THIS SCENE HAPPEN SO I CAN BUY THEM SEVERAL DRINKS
This cat familiar has beef with the handsome good boy Minotaur Ferdinand. From Glamator.
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is this a brooklyn 99 cold open
#reno 911 was a masterpiece brooklyn 99 doesnt even come close to tbh
truth
Context: The party is shopping for enchanted items.
Our gnome barbarian: Tell me more about this Circlet of Blasting.
Our 650 year-old elven warlock matriarch: Circlet of Blasting? That was my nickname in college!
I lost it at gnome barbarian







