I’m a lawyer, I’m a winner not a loser! Another big shot caller! Never take a cheap shot! It’s always showtime! It’s always go time! It’s LEGAL HIGH! NATURAL HIGH! I have history of the victory! I’m a genius not a dummy! Blow your mind! Shake your hip! Cradle to the grave! Have an objection? Don’t give it up! Coast to Coast! You gotta win! Turn your cards in! I’m feeling good yo! Show me some money! SHOW ME BABY! OWWW!


I don’t know how youtube directed me towards this song but I love it.

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It also doesn’t really work when your preacher of choice is the character who casually dropped the info that dragon parents kick out their kids at one of their...

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It also doesn’t really work when your preacher of choice is the character who casually dropped the info that dragon parents kick out their kids at one of their most vulnerable moments for no concrete reason and this is never brought up again.
The worst part is that it would have made way more sense if they didn’t do this, but that’s what you get when you don’t consider the implications of what you are writing about an entire species for longer than two minutes because you simply don’t care.

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[[MORE]]It’s not Spikes father. We saw that coming miles away. How the synopsis is written it’s obvious he wasn’t.
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“This cat familiar has beef with the handsome good boy Minotaur Ferdinand. From Glamator.
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This cat familiar has beef with the handsome good boy Minotaur Ferdinand. From Glamator.

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Context: The party is shopping for enchanted items.

Our gnome barbarian: Tell me more about this Circlet of Blasting.

Our 650 year-old elven warlock matriarch: Circlet of Blasting? That was my nickname in college!

I lost it at gnome barbarian

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