relishboi:

brownreasontolive:

relishboi:

brownreasontolive:

relishboi:

brownreasontolive:

hate this site

come sit down next to me idiot

i will sit next to you at any time ms green

sit next to me right now. 

i am, im sitting next to you right now

now listen to me young man, i am talking directly into your ear now. i need you to do me a favor. you will do this for me. i need you to go to gamestop, and i need you to ask the bastard working the counter if they have bambi on the ps2. if you come back empty handed youll be in big trouble mister. you will never see the light of day.

freakxwannaxbe:

I feel like I am being held hostage

There’s always that henchman who’s the worst at his job

swordofmoonlight:

DARK SOULS III >> Rings

gothicprep:

this pig is relatable

I think shes cuter with her head to the side?!

wrappingpaper:

Yes

softwedge:

*sees alien covenant and really enjoys it as a beautifully crafted sci-fi/horror film with gorgeous effects and cinematography*: no fear

*realizes that i’m inevitably going to see weirdos on tumblr draw nsfw fan art of walter and david*: one fear

>drawing nsfw of human faced androids

Don’t be gross. It’s the xenomorphs everyone wants porn of

Casanovas have charmed with chiffons so Chichi 

chased her with their conceited coteries

Maharajahs have magniloquently mouthed

Their love for me through their menageries

She’s been propositioned

Propounded by every pompous prince

Given panniers of peerless pears

And plums, polished

I’ve been seduced with shimmering, sparkling stones

Squired by suitors to sizable chateaus

And I’m the one she chose!

klondork:

I recreated https://klondikeart.tumblr.com/ as a new art only site. Now I’ll be uploading basically everything.

This change is for people who want to follow my art but are tired of my shitposting.

I’ll finish uploading everything and tagging everything later

Morning reblog