D&D Players: “I have to pre-roll my dice before the game to see which dice are going to roll well that day so I only use those dice.”
Also D&D Players: “If you pre-roll your dice and roll a natural 20 you have wasted that 20. Never roll your dice if you don’t need to. Don’t waste your natural 20s!!!”
Joke’s on you, I use virtual dice! … which, one might argue, is worse
don’t even pretend that none of us have ever accidentally hit an attack that rolled a 20 and someone commented that it was a wasted 20.
someone: *rolls a 20* literally everyone: !!! ooh a 20! (moments later) that’s all the luck for today
That feeling when you roll a 20, action surge, and then roll another 20
5 of my dogs ran away today and it’s all my fault.
A carpenter came over to fix our back porch. All the dogs had been in the house all day while he worked but he couldnt go through the house to work, he had to go through the gate to the backyard. When he left after working all day I let the dogs outside to go pee.
Yeah. I did that BEFORE relocking the gate.
I ran around the block for 3 hours hearing them barking in different locations until I eventually found one, running home and the other three at the park. The three of us walked home but one is still out there.I fucked up bad but luckily our dogs are not aggressive (Except for the first one that came back) so I’m sure no one got hurt.
