On today’s Poppy update, keeping things in perspective.
You mean to tell me that Kit’s other sister, who I previously believed to be the dopey furry reincarnation of the /s4s/ mascot has KILLED PEOPLE?!
imagine being a little kid in 2017 and your parents put this on for you and you have absolutely no familiarity with the original film
The original movie was on cable a few days ago and I genuinely forgot this scene. That being said. This isn’t an homage to Gene Wilder this is an insult. His straight face while in the midst of all the insanity is what makes it. Sure he sounds crazy but it’s not how crazed he is that makes this such a strange scene. It’s how he slowly moves from calm to frenzied and then instantly snaps back. And it’s not really about the rising fear anymore. When Willy starts singing it stops being about fear and much much more about confusion. Like god damn I knew this movie would be stupid but holy fuck how did you miss the point?
*sticks my bare booty out the sheets to tempt the demon hiding in the corner every night*
do you accept criticism?
no
Seriously at this point Caesar is that kid who types in all chat to not kill him and get’s upset when people gang up to kill him. Like there’s only so many times you can ask for peace until Woody fucking Harrelson is the next asshole to hunt you down. Ape up, Caesar.
[video: Hideo Kojima plays a nintendo switch game where he and another player (both of whom are wearing sheriff’s hats) have a standoff, controllers at their sides, waiting to draw quicker than the other. Kojima adjusts his hat, looks at the onlookers, looks at the screen, then faces back to his opponent. they stare each other down for a tense moment. before the opponent can even react, Kojima draws first, lightning quick, and shoots. his opponent is visibly upset, having clearly underestimated Kojima, who begins flipping his controller around as if it were a revolver, finishing up by blowing the (non-existent) smoke from the barrel. an ocelot’s meow echoes as the camera zooms in on his face]
You’re pretty good
they actually fucking did it
I KNEW THEY COULDN’T RESIST.
THE TRUE ORIGINAL PUNCH KID
this exchange right here is the wildest shit to have ever happened in a video game before or since, just you try to disagree
Me and my brother literally quote this all the time for no reason
