On today’s Poppy update, loving someone and threatening their life isn’t mutually exclusive when you’re a Darling.

♪ Kid, honestly I can go on and on. ♪
♪ I can explain every natural phenomenon! ♪
♪ The tide, the trees, the palm? ♪
♪ Oh that was Maui just fucking your mom. ♪
♪ I FUCKED THAT BITCH. I CAME IN HER GUTS. ♪
♪ FILLED THAT WHORE UP NOW SHE’S CALLED COCONUT
♪
♪ Kid, honestly I can go on and on. ♪
♪ I can explain every natural phenomenon! ♪
♪ The tide, the trees, the palm?
♪
♪ Oh that was Maui just fucking your mom.
♪
FULL STORY HERE

Why the fuck would he care about a bunch of stupid muggles fighting thinking they’re the master race when they can’t even cast flippendo? If anyone would care it would be Ron’s father as he studies Muggles but Dumbledore has purposely separated from muggles and gave Harry a pass when using magic on them several times. He clearly doesn’t care. And again why would he? We’re ACTUALLY subpar opposed to wizards instead of theoretically subpar as Nazis would believe. If Wizards gathered around screaming that they’re the master race, not a punch would be thrown because they have fucking magic.
Is that even
Why would you
…
Buddy, I am triple ready for that big fat carrion-covered tongue in my throat

WHY DO YOU DO THIS EVERY TIME i DON’T HAVE MONEY?!
I HAD MONEY FOR ALL WEEK AND YOU WAIT THE DAY I DON’T HAVE ANY TO GO ON SALE










