Hosei straight up forgets he’s on a show where he’s not allowed to smile or laugh.

In case you wanted the answer it was 

mangneto:

A little thing i cooked up in my stream last night for #Mermay2017 on twitter!

finnahitalich:

coolfriendlyguy:

dipshit can’t piss himself in public

pee your pool

THAT’S

THAT’S NOT

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1. When someone refers to or uses something as a modern day device. Example: Checking your wrist for a watch in D&D way before they exist.

2. Introducing a number of characters with very similar names and then…

Example: “This is Dobbie. This is Bobby. That one’s Nobby and Robby, and this ones Jim.”

3. “Blasphemy!” “Gesundheit!”

yourplayersaidwhat:

the DM: Okay, at the end of the hallway is a stone door with no visible locks, latches, or opening mechanisms. Carved into the stone is an inscription that reads, “What is the sound of silence?”

the bard, instantly:  ♪ Hello darkness my old friend ♪

DM: …………………Oh my god. I forgot-

bard:  ♪ I’ve come to talk with you again ♪

DM: No, that’s not the answer- 

bard:  ♪ Because a vision softly creeping ♪

DM: Here, I’ve got my notes, let me change the riddle-

bard:  ♪ Left its seeds while I was sleeping  ♪

DM: Please-

bard, emphatically now:  ♪ AND THE VISION THAT WAS PLANTED IN MY BRAIN  ♪

DM: IT’S NOT-

bard:  ♪ STILL REMAINS ♪

DM: I’M BEGGING-

bard:  ♪ WITHIN THE SOUND ♪

DM: PLEASE-

bard:  ♪ OF SILENCE ♪

DM, with a visibly broken spirit: …Yeah, okay. The door swings open.

No fuck you if that’s not the answer what could it possibly be?

limmel-xiv:

snakelinksonic:

I feel that if I don’t repost this somewhere every year at some point, I’m living my life incorrectly.

What is even..

You could probably just put a random product at the end and disguise this as a strange commercial and i would instantly buy whatever you’re selling.

sonypraystation:

professor: ..ok and thats the end of the syllabus. any questions?

me: *raises hand* ..is attendance necessary for this course?

professor:  well yes!! in order to pass you should come to cl-

me: but will you be taking attendance, sir?

professor: well i m-mean..this is a large class so in theory i guess i coudn-

me: SIR! PLEASE ANSWER MY QUESTION.

professor:  … … … . . 

me: … … .

professor:… … … … … … … . . no

me: *jumps out window*

“see you @midterms nigga”

gayscreaming:

vonisv:

When a user with a Steven Universe avatar starts talking shit on your post

I find this post funnier considering his Garnet-esque glasses

Both. I’ve just been hardpressed for work and every time I get a second to sit down and work on my own stuff I waste it by playing games and now I have to go to work again. I really miss being poor but having free time to work on my own craft.