Hercule: Okay guys. Which one of you killed Johnny Depp?
Hercule: Come on. Fess up. I know one of you had to do it. Who was it? I’m not mad. I just want to know.
Hercule: Oh who am I kidding I can’t stay mad at you guys. I love you all so much.
All: We love you too detective!
dk rap creepypasta where it starts out normal but then it introduces Screaming Kong, Defiled Kong, Hatred Kong, Hyper-Realistic Blood Kong, Kills You In Real Life Kong,
THIS KONG’S REAL FAST, HE HANDLES A KNIFE
HE’S COMING TO STAB YOU, SO RUN FOR YOUR LIFE
put this in the fucking moma, the louvre, the guggenheim, the whitney, and the motherfucking prado
Me in 2009: I honestly just played it for the art and the characters. I always wanted to be bros with beastmen but I had to skip all the gay parts.
Me in 2017: I’m here for the art and the characters AND I’m diving into the gay parts head on. LETS GO.
debate: is a really long sword-length but still otherwise knife-like knife valid to be considered a knife, or is it now a sword because it’s long
