• Jahan: That demon will say anything to get of that cage. Don't trust it. Do not free it.
  • Demon: LET ME OUUUUUUUTTTT
  • Jahan: Do NOT let out that demon!
  • Me: Fuck you I do what I want

    • Posted 1 year ago
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    l-nobby-l:

    hugobertington:

    l-nobby-l:

    I want a dragon that breathes bullets instead of fire

    like no explanation, no other visual cues that it’s anything but a normal dragon, but it just opens its mouth and GRRATATATAs out some lead

    Are we talking fired bullets acting as a rifled shot when launched or just vomiting catridges from reflex action.

    what do you think you absolute clown

    image

    Vomiting Cartridges

    Give upon me this reality in Nobby gets everything he wishes for but doesn’t actually get what he wants

    #MonkeysPaw

    Posted 1 year ago | 81,026 notes | ©

    theodorerooseveltjihad:

    MAN GOES HAM MUST SEE

    What do you mean this isn’t your new patreon video, Nobby?

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    Posted 1 year ago | 1,731 notes | via
    vartoc: “Orc yanderes are now a thing ”

    vartoc:

    Orc yanderes are now a thing

    mechanizedgentleman: “So uh, I think I just found the worst orc in Mordor. ” Is he threatening me or trying to seduce me?

    mechanizedgentleman:

    So uh, I think I just found the worst orc in Mordor.

    Is he threatening me or trying to seduce me?

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  • Me: *Thinking I'm 2 seconds away from being fired* Hey boss. Listen. I just wanted to apologize for missing some work days. The bus I take just sometimes doesn't show up and it just going to be even worse. I know I'm walking on ice now but I would really like to ke-
  • Boss: Oh no. You're fine. We fire you after three no call no shows but those are only for mandatory events.
  • Me: Oh so I'm fine?
  • Boss: Yep you don't have anything to worry about. I appreciate your honesty though.
  • Me: But wait a second. Does that mean there are work days that aren't mandatory? So there are days I can just choose not to come in?
  • Boss: Well unless you need the extra hours but that's why the other dates are first come first serve. Once we fill a reduced quota, we send everyone else home. So no. Not necessarily.
  • Me: . . .
  • Boss: Sunday and Monday are mandatory. Hope you didn't have anything planed.

    • OKAY I ADMIT IT

    I’M ONLY A FURRY BECAUSE I SUCK AT DRAWING HANDS

    Posted 1 year ago | 9 notes

    fluorescentfries:

    My FAVORITE part in the entire show

    Water goddess more like

    SALT WATER GODDESS AM I RIGHT

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