onion-souls:

Oceiros, the Consumed King doesn’t get much coverage or love in the Dark Souls community, but “Ah, you ignorant slaves. Finally taken notice have you?” is the rawest opening line to say when someone stumbles into your creepy invisible baby incel cave covered in all the Seath the Scaleless fanart that you bankrupted your kingdom comissioning

Can you blame him though

I hear every single “I will survive” Zootopia meme in Jason Bateman and Ginnifer Goodwins voice and ya’ll out here

hladilnick:

cazer96

I’m guessing there have been other companies (even mainstream ones) that have created drawn characters in a lewd manner for their logos, but I’ve never seen one, let alone one that isn’t human. This would be crazy to see as a real logo for a legitimate company

buddy I have news for you

wait

I HAVE TO REBLOG THIS TWICE FOR THAT COMPANY NAME

hladilnick:

cazer96

I’m guessing there have been other companies (even mainstream ones) that have created drawn characters in a lewd manner for their logos, but I’ve never seen one, let alone one that isn’t human. This would be crazy to see as a real logo for a legitimate company

buddy I have news for you

akiroka:

stuartkreilly:

doctorbutler:

zerocub:

pizzaotter:

unluckymathu:

pizzaotter:

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Originally posted by potionxshop

Soul Calibur never gave a fuck

*cough*

People, pleeeeease

why is nobody talking about that time phoenix wright was in marvel vs capcom

Okay I have another horrible idea. 

Some guy is in a store with his headphones on and the employee goes up to him saying “Hi sir! Would you like to check out the new Apple Computer HD X?” and the guy unplugs his phone and you hear on his speaker:

ALL I DO IS WIN WIN WIN NO MATTER WHAT.

And it’s a commercial for the new Google PC on sale now for 499

GUYS

DO IT. GO ON.

NO