*party had to break into a bank to steal a safety deposit box*
Rogue: Hello, I would like to open up an account
Teller: okay, can i get your name and whether this will be a business account or a private account?
Rogue: Sure, my name is Robert Indie Banks
DM OOC after a beat of silence: Are you fucking using Rob Indie Banks as an alias for a character whose going to be robbing the bank?
DM:

You can tell by the way I use my walk
Can I just say that if there’s anything good that came out of Skyward Sword, it’s the geniusness of the reverse theme song and the new designs of Lizalfos.
They hit an all time hi and then just devolved over time.
Padme wins the prize for coolest
Rey’s wins the prize of the most intense
Leia…. oh boy…
Rey looks like she’s doing a drive by and it legit scares me
first playable character! lore is he got lost questing and accidentally found the kobold garden
Shiiiiiiiiit
It’s a Souls game but everything that wants to kill you is ridiculously cute
list of things she did:
1. thatGood! Stop fucking pestering service workers! They don’t get paid enough to deal with your bullshit.
i like her
I work in fast food and this girls my hero!
YOU GO GIRL










