brotoro:

f4lseteeth:

997:

ive never felt this uncomfortable before

i found a video of my funeral

1) you can see the body

2) there’s like 6 cops there

3) audible sobbing in the background

Is this Guzmas funeral

jaxblade:

I love how people just now found out Michael B Jordan is an Anime fan and keep retweeting and finding old stuff from him haha

sparksmod:

shepherd0821:

Izla the Kobold.

commission for @just-some-leech

Patreon | DA |  FA

@klondork

listen

Shout outs to @sparksmod for always showing me GOOD SHIT

I LOVE YOU

eritiacoli:

secondary quest: protect the NPC

I just heard  Clair de Lune on the television and I froze

oppa-homeless-style:

cuteschizoprince:

2 sided die: flip a coin

1 sided die: im the dm and i said so

1 sided

as someone who has been playing dnd for a while but only just recently gotten around to using only dice and character sheets I can assure you the first time someone said I had a 50% chance to succeed at something I legitimately looked for a 2 sided die in my kit

abstract-maverick:

arcanine-weenus:

rustybuckett:

great-tweets:

PLEASE UNMUTE THIS. PLEASE. 

You guys missed the best part

He better show this to her

black–twitter:

poppin’ that bussy

I appreciate that she’s gone from not knowing any jokes to only knowing jokes badly.

Exactly “Jokes? I don’t know any jokes” is such a copout

That horrible feeling when you don’t know which you prefer

Gay Powerbottom Bowser or Straight Genderbent Bowser