roll an electric blanket up under the cover for real firey dragon cuddle action

I’m upset that I might actually do this

What about Paps?

Paps would literally teleport away at 2 AM to go kiss and cuddle someone else

You know what?

YOU KNOW WHAT?

YOU KNOW WHAT?

YEAH I’D TOTALLY BUY A TIANHUO BODY PILLOW

We only eat the beautiful people

YEAH BUT WE DON’T EAT PEOPLE WITH STRETCH MARKS OR ACNE

Jodi’s character progression in my tabletop games has literally been:

Jodi: I’m not afraid of dying!

Jodi: I don’t want to die yet!

Jodi: I can’t believe that’s how I died.

cptainflint:

me: logs into gmail from a different computer

my phone, having a nervous breakdown: if you don’t confirm your identity in the next ten seconds i’m gonna shoot your whole family and then myself

uwusoft:

Still trying to nail down the environment but can carry objects and Kobolds around!

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browningtons:

browningtons:

Pubg but with Ed Edd n Eddy sound lmao

For anyone wondering, Andromulus (link to their twitter) made the Ed Edd n Eddy sound pack, here is the sound pack. 

I’m going to download this and record myself dying within the first 4 minutes