Sometimes I think of the Lizardman Lord from Sword Art Online and shriek because of the wasted design like
Look how cute this bitch is
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A moment of your consideration:
Stern, middle-aged, crocodile, business woman.
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Mom: Some 4th grader showed some other boys a sex video on his phone when they went to the bathroom like can you believe this happened?
Me internally: MY BUM IS ON YOUR LIPS, MY BUM IS ON YOUR LIPS. AND IF I’M LUCKY YOU MIGHT JUST GIVE IT A LITTLE KISS. AND THAT’S THE MESSAGE WE DELIVER TO LITTLE KIDS AND EXPECT THEM NOT TO KNOW WHAT A WOMANS CLITORIS IS OF COURSE THEY’RE GONNA KNOW WHAT INTERCOURSE IS BY THE TIME THEY HIT 4TH GRADE THEY GOT THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL DON’T THEY?!
Me: Yeah that’s crazy.
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