Having to write a paper about your stance on something you don’t give two shits about is the worst. Yeah the planet is warming up. No I don’t think we can control it. Done. Why does this need to be 3 pages?
“klondikekun said: W..really? Coulda used that for Apollo in WW”
You’re not going to believe who I have…

What no google no what I only visited the actual page like once in the whole week what are you doing stawp no stawp seriously
Have you ever considered that there are different versions of the same person all over the globe doing completely different things?
I swear the guy across from me is alternate Chris Brown, a librarian looks like alternate Sabrina Allspaghetti (Sibsy) and one of my teachers is an alternate John Lasseter.
So it turns out my there’s a reason my cousin is my favorite.
He seemed to fell the same way. He was sad, sure, but the gathering just seemed unnecessary. Turns out the traditional way of going “We’re here for you” isn’t necessary when the one you’re feeling sorry for is over it. He didn’t seem sad at all.
I was still glad I was there for him.
Have you ever felt like an asshole? Me? Yeah more then I can count. But have you ever felt like such an asshole that you hate yourself for being such an asshole?
My distant cousins sister from his previous family died. We missed the funeral but we’re going to the after party dinner basically a week later. Its going to be so fucking awkward I don’t want to go. Granted this is my favorite cousin, but i never even knew he had a sister and I don’t want to make him feel worse by saying “sorry that your sister died.”
I always feel like the best course of action is to stay the fuck away from them if you’re not closely related to them in his immediate family. Right now isn’t a time for remembering. Right now is a time for getting over it so in the future I can actually mention his sister without feeling like he’s going to cry over it.
So I don’t want to go. Am I an asshole for that?
Look at this stupid shit I made in honor of the best friends, and their boner for Attack on Titan. And mine too, but whatever. It’s fine. IT’S FINE.
“They had me in these tiny underwear things that held NOTHING in. So when I lift my leg there, that is everyone’s real reaction. Look at Allison Brie’s face. That’s real!” - Joel McHale
Yet everyone somehow manages to stay in character







