I’m not really psyched for the Xbox One, but this is one of the best commercials I’ve seen in a while.
I enjoy reading the youtube comments. So many guys being pissing into the air about the female being the dominant one.
From what I got out of this, the XBOX One is showing that, with ownership of the xbox, you get power to command and control - it recognizes voice commands and faces. The boyfriend obeying her was a part of that theme - because she owns the xbox, she has control.
“I hope THIS CONSOLE FAILS!!! What a bunch of feminazi BS to appeal to women, Xbox doesn’t care about true gamers anymore, they want to appeal to the family/ casual gamers… They’re pulling a Wii, and they probably will crash and burn with this console… They’re trying to get lots of people to buy this and for the hardcore community to get them sales for their games… YOU CAN’T APPEAL TO EVERYONE!!!”
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This ad is ridiculous.
It falls into the same old trap of thinking that in order to make a girl a “gamer” you have to make her hyper-masculine.Excuse you, do you see the highlights in her hair? Her dress? Those silver shoes? Her beautiful-ass face? That is NOT the image of a hyper-masculine woman. We’d be seeing a lot more plaid and sweatpants if they were trying to make her masculine. She drinks beer, yes. She expects to be obeyed, yes. Those are not purely masculine traits.
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And the comments continue to become more violent and disgusting toward the woman, and insulting toward Microsoft.
What do you think?
I think the only thing that annoys me about this commercial is SHE’S NOT FUCKING SHOOTING ANYTHING WHEN SHE SAYS “HA! TAKE THAT”
AND I’M SURE THE CLIPS AREN’T ACTUAL IN GAME FOOTAGE.
WHERE ARE THE HUDS?
AND WHY DOES SHE JUMP RIGHT INTO THE GAME INSTEAD OF FROM A LOADING SCREEN? WAS SHE PLAYING IT BEFORE? WAS SHE RUNNING THE GAME WHILE HE WAS WATCHING IT? DOES THAT MEAN THE DISK WAS SPINNING ALL OF THIS TIME? WOULDN’T THAT RUIN THE CONSOLE AND THE DISK?!
HE TALKED TO ME
I THOUGHT DEER DIDN’T MAKE SOUND OH MY GOSH THIS IS ADORABLE
“YOU ARE SO CUTE”
“NEH!”CAUSE OF DEATH: CUTENESS
“Neh”
God damn it even deer can’t take a compliment
>That moment when its your turn to be the smart ass all knowing nerd in class.
YEAH YOU DIDN’T EXPECT A TEST ON FUCKING MAYA, DID YOU, BITCH?
WHERE’S YOUR BULLSHIT POLYNOMIAL KNOWLEDGE NOW?
YOU NERDY ASS A-SQUARED PLUS B-SQUARED EQUAL C-SQUARED GEEK BOY?
YOUR FORMULAS CAN’T SAVE YOU NOW. THIS IS MY TERRITORY
I AM THE GOD OF THIS TEST
YOU ARE ALL THE SLOW ONES THIS TIME
A PLUS PLUS PLUS PLUS BITCHES
YOU’RE UPSET BECAUSE I’M STYLING ON YOUR ASS?
MAKE A FLOWER?
MODEL A FLOWER? ANIMATE THAT FLOWER?! SHIIIIIIIIIIT THAT SHITS PRESCHOOL ASSHOLE.
ONE TWO BOOM I DIDN’T KNOW AN EXAM COULD BE SO EASY
SUCK MY NURBS, NERDS
Let me have this because I will never ever ever have this ever again.
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sketching my starbird in between classes while I have some fucking energy
THIS SHIT IS REALLY FUCKING CUTE HOLY SHIT
I’m only reblogging this because
A. I love it obviously
B. Its all over my fucking wall. Seriously. Everywhere.
Its fucked up when
- You know you have to draw but you don’t
- You have homework and you do it
- You have homework in which you are assigned to a group and you HAVE to actually draw for FUCKING HOMEWORK and you STILL don’t feel like doing it.
Don’t get me wrong. I did finish half of it and I’d probably be more motivated if it was do tomorrow as opposed to Tuesday.
When I open up for commisions, give me a deadline. Seriously. Don’t say “Whenever you want.” I will limit myself to a week or your money back.
