I’m currently Nuzlocking Pokemon Mew Black
Which is…just Black…with the Universal Pokemon Game Randomizer used on it. I chose Black since it had my favorite Rival system. This way we can see all 3 pokemon rise and (hopefully not) fall.
Only the field pokemon and starter pokemon are randomized and since similar strength is checked, I’m sure Legendary pokemon will only appear in events.
All 3 characters start with a pokemon that can evolve to 2 stages.
Moves and TMS are not change. My only advantage is that I get the first pick. Also Trade Evolutions are changed to level only since outside help wouldn’t be fair.
I had to restart at least 6 times since I kept getting pokemon like abra who started off with non offensive attacks.
I finally won both starting battles so…
This game starts with:
Me:

Bianca:

Cheren:

Wish me luck!
Dear Tumblr. After restarting this 1000 times, I have to wonder. Is it sexist that Pokemon black automatically highlights the boy when you start as if to say “We know only boys play this game. If you’re a girl, that’s cool but this game is really for boys”?
The cast of Matilda reenacted the Bruce Bogtrotter cake scene for the movies 17th anniversary [x]
Oh crap
Loving this episode of Archer.. Where its obvious the voice actors of Louise and Gene are pissed for not getting a part in the Bob’s Burgers Crossover. I’m just waiting for an awkward KGB agent to try to seduce archer out of his mission with a long urghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Take a good look. Because they’re all gone this weekend. Most of them today
Thanks to Hot Fuzz, this is how I imagine the police force in England or Britain or WHATEVER





