I’m just realizing Johnny basically said she looks like a whore.

Or did I read that completely wrong?

Posted 5 years ago | 194,198 notes | via

Craig Mccracken is a sick man

That feel when you cant go on cool adventures like a miner when your a cargo tech.




When im cargo I always try to just  order weapons and steal emmiters in case a threat comes up and we can start our underground arms market from the shadows.

Posted 5 years ago
>Playing Space Station 13
>Be a shaft miner
>Attacked by tentacles on the job
>Me and my partner almost get killed by a space basilisk
>Vox are seen on our location
>They screw over the entire station to rescue their friend in captivity
>Entire crew...

>Playing Space Station 13

>Be a shaft miner

>Attacked by tentacles on the job

>Me and my partner almost get killed by a space basilisk

>Vox are seen on our location

>They screw over the entire station to rescue their friend in captivity

>Entire crew insists that they are scum and must be eliminated

>Despite the entire crew looking to kill them, they trust us and stay on the asteroid with us

>Buy tons of whiskey and hang out with fucking bird aliens until we have to leave

>Board the escape shuttle

>When we arrive we are over taken by space bats

The only reason I hate this game is I cannot convince anyone I know to play it.

Posted 5 years ago | 33 notes
Tell me more about this astounding parallel universe you hail from!

What. No I’m from the sa-

WAIT

ARE YOU SAYING 1 IS BETTER THEN 2

DO YOU WANNA GO

Posted 5 years ago | 2 notes
guys

aru:

if i ever see any of you in public, the code is image

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

Posted 5 years ago | 3,437,738 notes | via | ©

I just found out my cousin has also been watching ponies since season 1.

Posted 5 years ago | 1 note
That’s the one where the mammoth finds a baby, right?

Yeah and then Queen Elsa has to find her nut before the world melts

Posted 5 years ago | 5 notes
  • You: Have you seen Frozen yet?
  • Me: No
  • You: What? Why not?
  • Me: Why bother paying to see a movie when Tumblr is just going to spoil the entire movie for me anyway?

  • Posted 5 years ago | 7 notes
    Sorry, man. But if you have even one white parent or grandparent, that makes you white.

    By that logic we are all black

    Posted 5 years ago | 1 note







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