Its been 3 days and my turnips haven’t grown yet

That’s because YOU DONT PLANT TURNIPS TO GROW MORE TURNIPS

WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME I BOUGHT 100 TURNIPS TO PLANT AND MAKE A MARKET

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Klondike presents: The only scenes I remember from the dream I just woke up from

Girl meets guy who apparently knew her brother

He tries to get along with her but she doesn’t trust them

They end up going to find beer in this crazy girls dorm

The crazy girl is bleeding all over for some reason but they treat it like its normal

While they are getting a drink, the girl dies

MC and stranger freak out realizing its going to look like they murdered her

MC girl leaves the room while stranger straggles behind when MCGirl confronts her girlfriend in the other room trying to distract her so she doesn’t notice the stranger leaving the room

GF: We should go see a movie

MC:Uh.. Okay..sure. What do you want to see? (Some scifi noire title) or (some horrible dinosaur pun title).

GF: Whatever so long as there’s no hookers. It’s disgusting

MC: But i gotta have my hookers

GF: Get real

MC: Okay, dinosaur movie then. But I’m not calling it a good movie unless I see some sexy velociraptor hookers!

And then some other stuff happened i don’t remember and then II woke up.

Where is my mind

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ohh-bother:
“ pixiedust-paycheck:
“ I can’t
”
Walk into the club like what up I got a big flock
”
When I was in the third grade, I thought I was a Jay.

ohh-bother:

pixiedust-paycheck:

I can’t

Walk into the club like what up I got a big flock

When I was in the third grade, I thought I was a Jay.

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maye-art:

Hiccup and Toothless early concept art

For the 3rd MLPG draws Prompt
Technically since Mane-iac is only in a comic book, she doesn’t need to have an alternate dimension for there to be an alternate timeline where she is the hero.

For the 3rd MLPG draws Prompt

Technically since Mane-iac is only in a comic book, she doesn’t need to have an alternate dimension for there to be an alternate timeline where she is the hero.

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Rasher is leaving.

I don’t get it. This is what I want. But he mentioned that he considered me a friend and he’d miss my town very much. He even signed the petition to help get a club for a town he won’t even be able to stay in.

I beat up this guy, reported him and trapped him to run him out and now I just feel bad for a virtual character. What is going on?

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Rift

Uncle  tells me to try this MMO called Rift. Him and his friend gotten into it. He says they dropped Wildstar and I just had to try this game out if I’m an RPG fan. Its amazing.

And I installed it. All 13 GB of it.

And I’m just like….

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I mean. Its definitely an MMO…

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Yeah, that DOES look comfy actually.

Ciircuit no 

it doesn’t

Where does she even sleep

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Are you blind? There’s a perfectly good ball cage bed right there.








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